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Who is Maryjane Mayhem – The Ultimate Geek Goddess Who Crits Your Soul

She’s the dice-rolling fart dungeon master who turns players into fart NPCs with one “roll for initiative”. Maryjane Mayhem face farting is TTRPG—she’ll DM on your face and unload Dew-Pocky barrages while narrating “You take 69 poison damage… and you like it.” Her episodes overflow with Harry Potter legging traps, bare-ass 20-sided seals, and the geekiest cosplay dirty talk while she levels up on your dignity. One blast and you’re perma-banned from the table.

Signature Crit-Hit Nerd Blasts

D20 roll → glasses push → forty-five-second wet Pocky crit that rolls max damage. She times every loud brunette blast to make you inhale when her hole crits like a natural 20.

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