Dearest Sindell, you never fail to amaze me. Even your outfit; top half in a precious white bra with black lace and bottom half exposed left me picking up my jaw from the ground. Your farts? Even more mind boggling. Farting into a contraption directly into the face of your lover is so filthy that it's brilliant. Wet farts? Farts that are just drop dead nasty? Let's go for tacos one time, my treat. Signed, every man on the world.